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The "Mister Wonderful Answers All" column is a humorous/literary experiment that uses the tropes of the traditional Question and Answer advice column to enlightentain its readers. It is *not* an actual, useful advice column, except in that it runs off reader input and has been known to improve your sex life.

Many of the scattered links on this page lead you to places where you can sign up to receive Mister Wonderful nearly daily in your e-mail. You may also, of course, simply write to me: misterw@mindspring.com. Ask away!

By "Under Deconstruction" I mean, of course, that I am creating this website at a rate of nearly five syllables per year. Prepare for the grooviness that will be yours when the vision is complete! O yes.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to start a rumor that this webpage will look nothing like this in the coming weeks and the kids can't get enough of it.

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